Saturday, December 31, 2011

Bring on 2012......

I love Blogging!
I love leaving a piece of my warped mind
on a screen for the world to see.
Some stop by every day, some a couple of
times a week. Some once in a Blue Moon!!
It matters not, day in and day out, I will
always 'Endeavor to Persevere'. I especially
love hosting Friday Flash 55...
I see some fantastic pieces of Mini-Literature,
and I feel very fortunate and honoured to be a
part of something so creative, challenging, and FUN!
Thank You one and all for visiting, commenting, teasing,
challenging, chastising, and supporting me in 2011.
It is my deepest desire to always bring a smile..:-)
So from The Haynes Boyz, Galen and Reese....CHEERS!!!!!

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....

Betty Ford...Geraldine Ferraro
Mohmar Quadaffi...? Very Bizzaro!
Amy's Soul, was finally set free
Macho Man Savage Hit a Tree!
Clarence Clemmons blew his last refrain
Fitness Guru...Jack LaLane
Adios Matt Dillon, Ditto Dr. Death
Jackie Cooper, Peter Falk, and Darling Elizabeth!
Andy Rooney, Steve Jobs, Joe Frazier too...
Osama Bin Laden...Fuck You!

Time....Marches On!!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the most grateful to be alive host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass New Year....
Happy New Year Everybody!!!!!!!

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Thursday Portrait.....

The clean shaven, well groomed, G-Man!!!

My buddy Greg shot a deer Friday with his Muzzle-Loader,
and graciously offered me the ribs and front shoulder.
I'm fairly skilled with a blade, and in no time trimmed
and deboned the carcass to a neatly trimmed pile of venison
stew meat. You wanna know how much? About 5.5 pounds.....
Really...5.5 pounds!!
See you 8:00 PM Thursday, EST.
The last 55 of 2011...

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Wednesday Haiku.....

I missed the whole year?
Luckily, I can adjust....
The Review Mirror!

Is it Wednesday? Do You Haiku? Yes?
Then post one on your blog, and visit Jenn at...
Sensational Haiku Wednesday!
This weeks Theme is...Review.

Monday, December 26, 2011

TMI...Whatever Happened to...?

Hi Everybody, Mr. Knowitall here.....
I bet you've asked yourself many times;
"Whatever happened to Eddie Munster"?

Born Butch Patrick in Pearisberg Virginia circa 1952,
Butch began his television career as a Marionette in the old
childrens TV series Howdy Doody. He was a Summer replacement
as Flub-A-Dub in 1959. He then landed a starring role as Eddie
Munster in the TV series...The Munsters.
After that show was cancelled in the 60's, he knocked around
Hollywood for a while but wasn't having any luck until he
decided to change his name to...Steven Seagal!!
The job offers started pouring in! He usually played tough cops
that knew Karate, had an arsenal of secret weapons, and always
ran like a girl while chasing perps..
Because he closely paid attention to his craft, he later became
a real Lawman, and had his own reality show...Steven Seagal Lawman!
He later played a cook in a couple of movies, and that led to a
very successful career as a celebrity chef. He was such a good
cook, that he gained about 90# in a year! After the chef gig didn't
pan out too well, He tried becoming a Rock Star, but his excessive
food demands for each concert became too much of a hassle for
Promoters (A bowl of M&M's with ONLY the brown ones left in, 1969
Dom Perignon, KFC Extra-Crispy, NO meat, just the skin!).
Steven/Butch is currently staring as Jabba the Hut, in the Musical Revival
of Star Wars Boogie Woogie, now in it's 89th straight week at the
Holiday Inn Express in Oxnard California.
Mr. Knowitall grows weary....Peace!

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....

The energetic bell ringer smiled and repeatedly
shouted..."Thank You and Merry Christmas", to all
that spared what change they could.
At the day's end, The Bucket's tally was $550.55!!
Smiling..He texted his BOSS; Quota Satisfied, by 55 Cents,
Awaiting Further Instructions!
(within seconds, the reply text)
'Sheath your sword Michael, Armageddon postponed until...

Thank you everyone that tossed some money into that
random bucket...And helped Save The World!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!
So from the most Ho Ho Holiday Lovin Host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...
Merry Christmas Everybody!!!!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Thursday Portrait.....

As I was taking the Equinox that I sold up to
the filling station, I just happened to notice
the mileage on the unit. Now contrary to popular
belief, I do NOT drive these vehicles around until
they hit 55 miles....It's KISMET!!!
I don't make this stuff up folks.
See you Thursday 8:00 PM EST.
Same Bat Time....Same Bat Channel!!!

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Haiku Wednesday...

Some Good...Some Evil.
Holy or Blythe...It Moves you.
And some..? You Imbibe!!

Is it Wednesday? Do You Haiku? Yes?
Then post one on your Blog and go tell Jenn at..
Sensational Haiku Wednesday!
This weeks Theme is...Spirit!

Monday, December 19, 2011

TMI Tuesday....

It's all in the way you say it.....

Honey... Could you please clean the Potty today?
('Sure' she says, and does it with a smile)

...But just ask her to grab your Shuttlecock!!


Sunday, December 18, 2011

Sunday Musings....

The Sky seems like it's always gray.
My White Birch stands naked to the wind.
The two things that I love, Grillin and Ridin...?
Gone for the Winter, as the Robins and Retirees!!
People that you love...? Not here!
Amidst the dreary, life struggles to survive.
This 'late to spin' Wooly Bear (Pyrrharctic isabella),
slowly crawls to a dark corner of my garage,
to fashion a sleep chamber before the Deep Freeze.
The next time I see it, hopefully it will look like this..
The Isabella Tiger Moth!!
Have a Cheerful and Joyous Holiday Week Everybody.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Ho Ho Ho......

A little levity to usher in the week.
The last week before Christmas....
Is all your shopping done?
Be careful amongst the Wild Shoppers.
Pax Vobiscum...

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....

What does...
Santa Claus, Fred McMurray, Albert Einstein,
Douglas MacArthur, Hugh Hefner, Bing Crosby,
Donald "Duck" Dunn (The Bass player for The
Blues Brothers), Lee Van Cleef (The 'Bad' in
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly), and Sherlock
Holmes(*)...Have in common with Popeye the Sailor?
(They ALL gave the pipe to Olive Oyl)

(*)...NOT the 19th Century Hounds of the
Baskerville Sherlock Holmes. Rather the updated 1940
London Blitz and later, Sherlock Holmes...
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!!
So from the most Elementary Host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Of course you are all too young to remember the Public
Broo Ha Ha of the early 50's, but Albert Einstein DID
in fact have a torrid romance with Olive Oyl. Reportedly
she was distraught over Popeye's clandestine affair with
Betty Boop, and she was determined to exact her revenge.
Einstein, though very smart, rarely bathed, and was said
to have smelled like cheap pipe tobacco, Horehound, and
pissy diapers. Cartoon chicks was all he could get......

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Thursday Portrait.....

...When you're having fun!
Like at 8:00 PM EST Thursdays!