Tuesday, November 30, 2010

One Shot Wednesday.....

Droplets of moisture
Appearing for no reason
Mostly in women....
If you have any poetry, prose, or short stories laying around.
Post it on your blog, then go visit
the talented crew over at One Stop Poetry.
Every Wednesday they host ..One Shot Wednesday!
They are very gracious....

Monday, November 29, 2010




Sorry folks....Long day.
Very Tired. See ya tomorrow.
With something to say....I HOPE!!

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Micro-Fiction Monday....

"Look Kingy-Wingy, your cattle are very unruly.
You hire my daughter Bovina
for ONE week, you'll see results!
She's not called The Ox-Whisperer for nothing!
Every Monday the lovely Susan over at Stony River..Here!
Hosts a weekly writing excersise called Micro-Fiction Monday.
She posts a picture of her choice, and YOU copy the pic and
write a caption in 140 characters or less on your blog.
Try it it's fun!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving Everybody......


My Kids are healthy
I'm still earning a decent living
And as a wise and tired old fat curmudgeon once said...
"As long as you are reading the obituaries instead of starring in them,
You are doing all right!"
So from the most 'stuffed' host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End.!!!!!
Couldn'r resist the 55...hehehehe.
Now remember....I'm on Vacation!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Thursday Portrait.....


I'm smiling because I'm officially....
ON VACATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is something missing besides two more of my teeth?
Oh Yeah.... No 55!!

You may write a 55
But you have the day off.
If you DO write a 55....
You May still comment here!
But I hope that you understand that I'll be....
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone......Galen

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

One Shot Wednesday...

Bearded Splendor!
Noblest of the Pheasants
Sustenance of the Pilgrims
Usurped from your rightful pedestal
by the 'fish-stealing' eagle.
Whipping prospective mates into a Fan-Tailed Frenzy
with a cacauphony of Gobblety-Gook...
You alone are capable of sending over-indulgent humans
into Tryptophan Napland!
This Thursday we pay homage to you..Meleagris Gallopano.
We eagerly obey your Final Directive...Eat Me!!!!
If you have any short stories, poetry, or prose laying around.
Post it on your blog this Wednesday, and go tell the very talented
crew over at One Stop Poetry...Here.

Monday, November 22, 2010




Yesterday I broke a tooth.
I already had a broken tooth on the other side.
So I begged my dentist (Dr. John Wiltz...a Uof M Dental School Grad)
to please see me ASAP Monday morning.
As long as he was in my mouth I asked him to yank them both!
So I had two more teeth extracted this morning...But Still No Fillings!!
Anyway...Needless to say I'm very low keyed and subdued today.
Tylenol 4.....Nighty-Nite!!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Micro-Fiction Monday.....

If just ONE MORE Ass-Hole Human says...
"Awww...They Shot Bambi", I'm gonna crash
thru this wall and kick someone in the head!

The Lovely Susan at Stony River.....HERE!
Posts a picture of her choice every Monday.
You supply the caption in 140 characters or Less.
Try it...It's Fun!

Coffee Talk......


No 160 Today...Sorry.
No inspiration ....
I'm on vacation mode!!
I'm posting everynight as usual ,
but I won't be around much.
I'll be gone from Wednesday thru Sunday.
This Friday like I said...You may post a 55, and come comment,
But I think most Americans will be relaxing with family.
I Love Thanksgiving...It has no religion attached to it, just Gratitude!
I've had very thoughtful people volunteer to host This Friday's Funfest.
(Thanks Eric..). But Sometimes it's fun just to take a break.
See ya later on for Micro-Fiction, have a Kick Ass Week...G

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Friday Flash 55.....


Back in the 70's, I worked in a gun store.
Every Friday, this creepy guy would come in and ask...
"Hey...How big a hole d'ya think this gun would put in someone?"
Yesterday, after 40 years...I saw him looking at an Impala.
His first question?
"Hey...How many bodies d'ya think this trunk holds?"



True Story....
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man...
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!



Now remember...Next Friday
Everyone has Papal Dispensation from Friday Flash 55.
You May visit..You may leave a Comment.
You may post a Friday Flash 55 on your blog.
You may visit others and comment on their Flash 55.
BUT....I believe that most US Citizens, including myself,
will be watching Football, and enjoying left-overs.
There are only two week-ends that I take off a year.
Next week-end is one of them....G

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Thursday Portrait.....

I sold a Malibu to a lady that originally came from
Michigan's Upper Peninsula. As we were making small
talk, I mentioned that I just LOVED the Thimbleberry Jam
that the Monks made up in the Kewanaw Peninsula of the UP!
Later that afternoon as she arrived for delivery, SHE brought me in this
jar of unspeakable delight!!
This half-pint jar sells for 8 Bucks!!!!
It's worth EVERY PENNY.
It also reminds me of something....
But I just can't remember what.
Oh well...See ya Friday.
(Now don't forget...NO Flash 55 NEXT Friday. BLACK FRIDAY!)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

One Shot Wednesday...



The flag was lowered to half-mast again.

Another brave Michigan soldier has met their end.

A Mother sobs, a young wife asks why.

A child is fatherless, a teen-age brother stays high.

Is OUR freedom threatened?

Are they protecting our soil?

Is the motive Honorable?

Is the motive about oil?

Whatever the reason, the result is the same.

Long after Thanksgiving Dinner...

An empty chair will remain!



Everytime a soldier from Michigan dies overseas

Our Governor declares that ALL flags fly at half-mast

A young man from Marine City lost his life in Afganistan last week-end.

I can't stop thinking about his family.

If you have any poetry or prose laying around come Wednesday...

Post it on your blog, and go tell the Great Crew over at One Stop Poetry.

They host a weekly Theme called One Shot Wednesday....Here!

Next week is Thanksgiving Week, and I'm giving EVERYONE

Thanksgiving Week-End off.

More on this later....G

Monday, November 15, 2010

TMI Tuesday....

A Mr. Eeyore asks..."Oh Bother..., I'm so sad,
Could you please make me laugh"?
Dear Eeyore, Of course I can!.
Q. What does a drunk Walrus and a woman at a Tupperware party have in common?
A. They are both looking for a tight Seal!
Q. Whats the cheapest meat you can buy?
A. Deer balls...They are under a Buck!
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. How do you breathe through that tiny trunk?
Rufus calls his wife from the hospital..."Honey? I'm afraid I've got some bad news, I just cut off one of my fingers"!
The wife asks...The whole finger?
"Naw...The one right next to it"!
Bill's wife has been bugging him for years for a set of fake boobs.
"Bill...Please. The surgery only costs 4000 Dollars"!
I know a way that you can enlarge them WITHOUT surgery.
"Without surgery?"
Yeah...Just rub some toilet paper between them twice a day.
"Toilet paper? How will that enlarge my breasts"?
I'm not really sure, but it sure has worked on your ass!!
A Grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a beer.
As he was pouring the beer, the bartender says...
"Ya know, we have a drink named after you".
The Grasshopper says...You have a drink named Bob?
A Gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer.
As he was pouring the beer, the bartender says..
"That'll be Five Bucks. And ya know, we sure don't get too many Gorilla's coming in here."
The Gorilla reaches for his wallet and says..
'At Five Bucks a beer...It's no fucking wonder'!
Q. Why don't Baptist's ever have sex standing up?
A. People might think that they are dancing!
Q. Whats the difference between an Oral and a Rectal Thermometer?
A. The taste!
Q. How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb in a kitchen?
A. None! Let the bitch cook in the dark...
Q. What was found in the toilet on the Starship Enterprise?
A. The Captains Log!!
Eeyore, I hope that you are a little happier now, but all this jocularity has made Mr. Knowitall grow very weary, I bid you Adieu....

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Micro-Fiction Monday.....

Paco hated that Mule. So traded it for a Stick!
"I'm so shrewd!"(He mused to himself.)
"I had him include this very sexy scarf in the deal!" (hehehehe)
Every Monday the lovely Susan at Stony River hosts a writing
prompt called Micro-Fiction Monday.......Here!
She posts a picture of her choice...You supply the caption in
140 Characters or less!
See You tomorrow.....G

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Sunday 160.....


Naked, tired, preparing for the Winter onslaught
once again. Not really knowing if you have the strength
to endure until the Vernal Renewal. Survival isn't easy.

Monkey Man has a weekly writing exercise called
Sunday 160. Write a poem or story in exactly 160
characters, then post it on your blog. Then go tell him.
You may find him .......Here!
See you Monday.....G

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Friday Flash 55.....

'Uh Oh...He's NOT going to like this'!
'A transmission just arrived from home'.
"So after visiting here for thousands of years,
all of a sudden we just ...Disappear"?
'Too bad, these creatures were making Terrific progress.
OK...Whos going to break the bad news to RA'?
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man...
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most alienated host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Thursday Portrait.....

I got my first shipment of Chevy logo Winter gear today.
A Fleece vest..Hat and scarf..And a couple of sweaters.
The stuff comes from Lands End, and the Dealership pays half.
As long as it keeps me warm, I don't care if I DO look like a
Fat Amelia Earhart.
You can barely see tomorrows reminder, but it's there.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

One Shot Wednesday...



The obsession grows daily.
The nights linger on..
Life has no meaning
Now that you're Gone.

There is no more laughter.
No More sweet love songs.
The silence is deafening!
Now that you're Gone.

There is no escape
It's hard to be strong
Where are the Good Times?
Now that you're Gone.

Every Winter you leave me
Each season is Painfully long
Lets move to Daytona...
Then YOU will NEVER be Gone.

Each Wednesday the very talented crew at
One Stop Poetry, hosts One Shot Wednesday.
If you have any Poetry or Prose laying around,
post it on your blog , then go tell them...here!!
See You Tomorrow....G

Monday, November 8, 2010

TMI Tuesday.....

My very first post as a Blogger was 4 years ago Today!
My First commenter was a great guy named Barman.
My Second commenter has been my most loyal and consistent
Blogger Buddy...Lime.!!
Many fine friends have come and gone from Blogging.
Some of my Oldest friends that still Blog from my beginning are..
Sarah aka Roxi..
Dark Angel..
Susie The Barefoot Mistress.
Dr. Mona
Cazzie From Down Under..
The Snow Elf..
And the Lovely, Smart, and Crimson Haired Serena Joy!
Everybody else has seemed to either succombed to FaceBook,
Twitter, Death, or Ennui...
My First Avatar for about two months was Bullwinkle as Mr. Knowitall.
Then for about a year I used Elliot Ness (Robert Stack)..(G-Man).
Now I just use any old Pic...
I DO believe that this post is my 1095th!! Imagine being that verbose?
Anyway, I'd like to thank each and everyone that stops by and comments, and offers me great advice and support! I'm a terrible Blogger Buddy due to my very erratic work schedule, and there are very special people that just continue to make me smile.
I've always wanted to make my Blog a comfortable place where folks can stop by and have a beveridge, and rant and comment about whatever they choose.
Thanks again everybody...You All Rock The World!!!

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Micro-Fiction Monday...



C'mon Fluffy, Mommy said NOT to walk

in the road cause the leaves are REALLY deep!

The lovely Susan at Stony River.....Here!
Publishes a pic of her choice every Monday,
You provide the caption in 140 characters or less!
See You Tomorrow....

No Coffee Talk...No 160...Just Blissful Aftermath!


Hi Everybody...
I'm still recovering from Saturday's Thrilling Victory.
It was cold, sunny, and very exciting at The Big House Yesterday.
I'll be back later on this evening with Micro-Fiction Monday.
For more scintilating reading...Visit Monkey Man's Sunday 160.
See Ya Later....I've suffered the agony of defeat too many times
this season already. Let me bask for a fleeting moment...Ahhhh!

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Friday Flash 55.....



As he climbs off his indifferent wife

And races toward Dreamland. The frustrated spouse asks him..

'Honey...Have you ever wanted Passion'?

"Yeah...About 30 seconds ago".

'No.....REAL Passion'!!

"You mean like kissing on the lips,

and remembering the Anniversary Passion?"

With a sigh, she rolls over and decides to meet

theromanceking69@aol.com for lunch tomorrow....


If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55

Please come tell The G-Man!

I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!

So from the Passionate Host from Coast to Coast...

Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Thursday Portrait.....

I made it easy for you today.
But there are a couple more anomalies in the top pic.
See ya Friday.....G

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

One Shot Wednesday...The Green Fairy!

Tincture of Anise
Fragrance of Fennel
The Wormwood Illusion...
Inspires Brilliance
Creates an Edge
Changes the Spectrum to a single Color!
Slowly the Sirenesque Echoes draw you in.
Dancing through your veins
Seducing your brain
Reality strained
Finally..... The silent refrain.
La Fe'e Verte...La Fe'e Verte...La Fe'e Verte....
Banned for import since 1895.
One can now purchase Absinthe legally in the US.
The active drug in the herb Wormwood called Thujone,
was thought to induce hallucinations, and eventually Drain Bammage!
A customer knew of my fascination with the beveridge,
And laid this bottle on me today...
Just what I need!!!
Do you have any poetry or prose laying around and it happens to be Wednesday?
Post it on your blog, then go tell the very talented crew at...

Monday, November 1, 2010

Election Tuesday.....



Don't Forget to Vote Today!!!
No matter what cause you are supporting.
Enjoy your privilege of living in a Free and Democratic Society!
God Bless America.....