Thursday, May 16, 2013
An icy glance
The awkward stance
Despite the perils, you take the chance, because...
You Want Her
Slutty, yet pure
You just can't resist, intoxicating allure...
You Want Her
Why do men seek this path?
For a passionate moan, you get the devil's laugh
They disregard fury and wrath, because...
You Want Her
Men want what they can't have. And once they get it...
They don't want it anymore!
If you or anyone you know wants something, or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the most wanton host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
I've been a bit foul-mouthed as of late, and I apologize to all that I offend.
As You can tell by my very sincere smile, I'm turning over a new leaf.
So if any of you pot lickers catches me in a profanity, turn my fat ass in to the cussing
Hotline... Sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your cooperation!
See you ( I hope ) 8:00 PM Thursday EDST.
PS.. Thanks to all that played Friday Flash 55 last week. Please play AGAIN!!!
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Remember me? The G-Man?
Yes, I've been at it again...WORK!
In the car business, this time of year is known as "The Spring Market".
So blogging is sporadic at best.
Today's walk down memory lane concerns Statements of Exasperation!!
Did your Parent or Grandparent have a favorite "Outburst"?
Of course the above pictured Perry White used to scream...
"Great Caesar's Ghost"!
My Grandma Alvena Haynes used to always say...
"Lord Love a Duck!"!
My favorite outburst of frustration is...
"What the Deuce"?
In todays fast paced world of social networking, folks don't even take
the time to scream out anything, they just go....WTF?
Whatever happened to...
"Heavens to Betsy"!
"By The Jesus"!!
C'mon people, help a Brother out......
Thursday, May 9, 2013
They can do two impersonations, Gilbert Gottfried, and Jar-Jar Binks.
They floss in public.
They chuckle after farting.
They chew their ice after finishing a soda.
They roll their buggers then flick them.
They sample EVERY grape at the Supermarket.
They continually send stupid game requests on Facebook.
They laugh at their own jokes.
Myself....? I can imitate Yoda!
If you or anyone you know is annoying or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come annoy The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the most exasperated host from coast to coast
A Kick Ass Week-End, I wish you to have..........
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
This week I waited on a customer that looked very familiar, come to find out
he was on old college teacher of mine. He taught Phys Ed sports like Bowling
Archery, Golf, Badmitten Etc. I Coordinated the Intra-Mural program for him
and was the equipment supervisor. I'm going to sell him a new truck in about a week,
and it was great reminiscing about past college fun. When I got back from lunch
yesterday, I noticed this Pic on my desk. Do you think Woody Allen noticed that
his glasses were missing?
So 43 years later, I don't look any different do I? Although oddly enough I weigh
about 10 pounds less!!!!
I had a very low turn-out last week on the Friday Funfest, I hope this week The Muse
feels fit to return and inspire better participation. I wish to thank all of the people
that still do play regularly. I know it's a struggle to come up with fresh ideas, and
all entries are welcome.
I hope to see everyone Thursday 8:00 PM EDST.....Galen
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
I'm sorry I've been AWOL for a few days, but work as of late
has been CRAZY! It seems I've had someone in my office every
waking minute of the day. By the time I get home, blogging is the last
thing on my mind. I'm sure SOME of you understand that...hehehe
Anyway, I thought I'd change it up a bit this week, and talk about a few
phrases that only the "Elderly" (me) would remember. Please feel free
to add any of your own.
For some reason, folks used to get constipated a lot. If you had to take a
laxative, it was known as ....Taking a Physic!
Many folks didn't have Garbage Pick Up in their community, but EVERY
back yard had an old 50 Gallon drum, or a pit where you could...
Burn the Papers!
If you had to ask an old timer for directions, he would most likely say...
It's About 30 Rod Down The Road!..(one rod equals 16 and a half feet)
He died of the Consumption......(Tuberculosis)
In the 20th Century, you just didn't have Diabetes. You had....Sugar Diabetes!
(Or just....Sugar for short)
And if you were a bit of a "Lead Foot" while behind the wheel, folks just might
say to you....OK Barney Oldfield, Slow Down!
(Barney, pictured above, was an early 20th century race car driver)
In my day, it was modernized to....OK Parnelli Jones, Slow Down!
(Yeah, I know some of you kids have never heard of Parnelli Jones either)
Thursday, May 2, 2013
.........................The 9ths Premiere.........................
Years in the making. THIS was Ludwig's Masterpiece.
He hadn't conducted on stage in 12 years, and was petrified!
Upon completion, he sank to the podium sobbing. The silence
meant that Vienna hated it.
Suddenly, his Contralto walked over and turned him around.
The audience was jubilant!
He couldn't hear the cheers.....
He could hear the music in his head. Sorta like a nagging spouse!
I remember this anecdote from my Sophomore Music Appreciation class.
If you or anyone you know is conductive, or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, appreciate, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the most Joyous host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
( Hmmmm...This is my 2nd Ode to Joy this year...hehehehe)